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Owen Hart si Stone Cold


 
 
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Stone lion


Aceasta este o reprezentare sculptata a unuia din stramosii leului actual. Uitandu-ne la trasaturi se vede ca seamana putin si cu actualul porc! Ce destin, unii au ajuns sa manance carne iar altii sa fie sursa de carne a altora!
This stone represents an ancient lion. You can see it is very much like the nowadays pig, when you look its face!

Lightning strike


Mergea linistit, impacat, cand s - a trezit lovit instantaneu de ceva puternic, tren, avion sau camion....si s - a trezit tot la volan, pe scaun, dar cu un junghi si o raceala...masina nu mai avea acoperis si jumatatea din spate. Norocos baiatul...sa speram ca nu - l va omora o banala raceala!
He drove quiet when he woke up and was instantly hit by something powerful, train, airplane or truck...and he woke up to the steering wheel, on his chair, but he got a cold....the car did not have any roof and the back half. Lucky boy... let us hope that a simple cold will not kill him!

Turned to stone...


Si totusi sunt doar...statui...??!!
And still they are just...statues?!

The printer


Epoca de piatra in versiune computerizata !
Stone age in a computerised version!

Bad luck


Cand marfa de piatra vine peste shofer...
When the stuff of stone comes over the driver..

First plan and...second


Impietritzi, fericitzii de ei, sa ramana asha, pentru eternitate...!!...
Turned to stone, happy fo them, they should remain like that, for eternity!!

She cries for being cold


Pai cu asa haine....asa raceli...dar ce nu sacrifica femeile in numele artei.
With coats like those, colds like those...But what does not do a woman for the sake of the art...

2 stoney old women


Certaretzele intzepenite in piatra...
Those two pugnacious old women are stuck into the stone...for ever!

Faces and faces


Ce de stramoshi...!!...shi totzi sunt de piatra.....
How many ancestors...and all of them are made of stone..

Helper PC


Cand te apuca talentele la desenat e bine sa ai un ajutor, un sprijin. Ce e mai bun ca un monitor si o unitate? Tin caldurica la fese si-n plus...e cool!!
When your painter talent shows up, you take a monitor and a PC and sit under your butt in order not to catch a cold and you start drawing! Is not that cool?

Dinosaur steak


Oamenii de piatra s-au hotarat sa faca un festin gastronomic. Acum sunt la felul de pizza cu sunca dinozauriana, urmeaza gratarul de ficatei dinozaurieni si in final o ciorba dinozauriana! Presimt ca o sa li se faca rau si vor da in icter!
Stone age people take their daily lunch, dinosaur steak. I think they will feel very bad after all that eaten meat, and the hospitals...do not exist!

Home to Santa


Santa Claus pescuieste la copca darurile de Craciun...In timpul anului le tine la...rece !!
Santa fishes on the waterhole the gifts of Christmas...During the year he keeps them to ..cold!

Cat gets cold!


Aceasta pisica pofticioasa ar trebui sa se gandeasca ce rau e atunci cand te doare gatul si esti racit. De fapt la asta ar trebui sa se gandeasca stapanul dar vorba proverbului: la asa stapana asa pisica!
If its master is unconscious we do not have to worry about the health of the cat, maybe its amygdalas were cut off when it was little!

Perverse bull or ox?


Daca vaca nu il vrea in ruptul capului atunci poate il doreste vita aia de gospodina care mulge vaca...hehe, isi incearca bou norocu, ce sa-i faci, n-ai ce-i face.
If the cow is cold biscuit then that cow of woman may be more receptive to the ox sex desire!

Ice furniture


Canapea cu perne, pentru ursii albi...sau galbeni...Cola atzi pus-o la...rece ??.....
Coach with pillows, for white bears..or yellow ones...Did you put Cola to ice cold??

Dear, the current draws..


Eu inteleg ca din motor vei sari direct in p..lapuma..dar poti raci la pasarica...ce ti-e cu femeile doritoare de senzatii tari..
Dear, your birdie might get cold!!

Old women prison


Cele doua babe psihopate au ucis cu sange rece, de-a lungul timpului, o gramada de gaini, rate, iepuri. Motivul pentru care sunt duse la esafod acum e ca nu mai pot taia nimic la varsta lor si barbatii le mor de foame, singura lor mancare ramasa fiind bautura!
Those two old women are prisoners because they killed with cold blood hens, ducks and rabbits and they ate them all, leaving to their husbands only the booze!

Truth day


Cand eram adolescent aveam fantezii homoerotice,asa ca prietena mea se ingrijeste de mine si-mi baga in gura cica cate un termometru de monitorizare a temperaturii si a sanatatii bucale...e praf in ochii nestiutorilor ca de fapt eu visez ca am in gura o p...aoleu...am scris asta pe site si am dat save...nuuuuu!
This guy is afraid he is going to become a gay, so he thought to imagine how it could be like. His official excuse is that he is cold and he uses a mouth thermometer! But we know the truth and we can not be tricked so easily!!

Elephant memory


A cata generatzie de tigri o fi asta ? Ca sigur l-am purtat si pe stra-strabunicu-sau...!
An elephant has the best memory...but a stone one? This one remembers the tiger since when it was...little!!

Monkey has grippe


A racit maimutza ??!!
Did the monkey get cold?!

North Pole!


Morala: E atat de frig la polul nord, de ingheatza pana si rahatul in casa!
Moral: It is so cold to the North Pole that it freezes even the shit from the house!

She found her man...


A gasit cel mai mare falus de pe pamant, si inca si din piatra! Ui asa noi barbatii ne pierdem din insemnatate pe zi ce trece!
She was searching and searching the man of her dreams. Instead of man, she found an enormous stone dick! Now she is happy! Fuck the men, who needs them?!

Oceanic view


Noul regulament oceanic intra in vigoare incepand de azi ora curenta. Initiator: barbatii hiperintaratati de balcoanele frumos construite dar neacoperite de propitar - vezi imaginea alaturata!
With such a view all you can ever want is....the ocean! Or better said, a sex under the cold water of the ocean!

Cheetah bear


Mamaa, ce rece e apa asta, ca mi s-a incins motorul la maxim, si am inceput sa ma transform in felina. Momentan am prins viteza rasului, da ajung ghepardul imediat stati linistiti.
This water is so cold that bear started speeding like a cheetah!

Fire girls


Fetele astea va vindeca de orice boala..la cat foc interior au pot vindeca si impotenta..
These girls can cure you of getting cold..they have so much deep...fire!!
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