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Funny Pictures

Hard music


La asa chitara probabil se canta hard de tot. Si oricum pana transporta chitara aia la destinatie o sa-i creasca pletele curajosului!
To this kind of guitar you have to play it hard. Until he transports it his head will raise, proper for a rock star!

Easter birdie


Greu, greu, dar tot il fac !!
Hard, hard, but I still make it!

Elephantosaurus


Ca sa nu rateze raspunsul la puzzle, blondelor li s-a pus in poza stramosul elefantului, Elefantosaurus, sa-l recunoasca. E atat de mare fata de copaci incat eu unul cred ca o blonda ar putea crede ca e un munte crescut in mijlocul padurii!
Will the blonds recognize in the picture the ancestor of the elephants, The Elephantosaurus? Hard question....hard answer...for a blond girl!

Hard anal sensations


Ce senzatie de placere, de eliberare trebuie sa aiba omul respectiv dupa o cisterna de coca. Acum inteleg de ce atata lume o bea, ca lasa curu varza dupa. E mai tare ca orice drog, ce mai.
If you drink Coke, expect for hard anal spits like those! This guy seems to enjoy!

Hard to choose


Greu de ales...atunci cand n-ai un ban...hehe
Hard to choose...when you have no money...hehe..

She needs help


Greu si cu instructiunile astea de utilizare...
Instructions are hard to be understood...especially by women!!

A little bit heavy


Shi prea mari shi prea grei...Ce te faci fata, cu ei ??!!
Too big and too hard...What are you doing girl with them?!

Print with the hammer


Astia cand printeaza se cutremura pamantul. Tehnologie hard nu gluma!
This is what I call a hard technology!

Workaholic...dog


Muncind din greu pentru...un OS...
Working hard...for a bone!!

Camouflaged


Cam greu sa camuflezi bestia asta pe patru roti...irakienii stiu de ce...
This 4 wheels beast is hard to hide, iraqis know better why!!

Assured from the back


Good boy! Asta da, body guard !!....
Good boy! This is a hard working..bodyguard!!

Day of the woman


Poate si ea sa faca plaja pe strada, la extracaldura oferita de teava de esapament. Poate una din tevi le agata si le baga si pe ele in seama cu ocazia asta!
These two babes like to bronze on the asphalt. They like hard sensations...

In vain he tries..


Binenteles ca oferta speciala este exclusiv pentru femei....dar na...homosexual sau doar bautor inrait?!?!
This special offer is for women only, not even for gays or hard drinkers!!

Jobs


Asta da serviciu! Shi trebuie sa  utilizezi "datele" din biblioraftul roshu de cel putzin 6 ori pe zi!!....
This is a hard job! And you have to use the datas from the red portfolio 6 times a day at least!!

Hard sensations


Asa il imbarbateaza chinezul pe micul sau copil care urla ca din gura de sarpe!
The little chinese boy afraids he will fall down and he will be eaten by the fishes!

Caoutchouc or skin?


Greu de ghicit. Singura solutie ar fi pipaitul digital, dar pe nenea asta cu ochelari nu-l vad avand tupeul! Blonda de langa e cam inalta si solida, nu?
Hard to tell. This is why this guy took his glasses, because he has no guts to touch the breasts! That blonde is a little solid for him, right?

Easter morning


Apetisanta masa, ai aranjat domnisoara !  Si ti-ai ales cel mai tare ou ?!
You arranged an appetizing table, miss! And you chose for you the most beautiful and hard egg!

He confounded things


Si in loc de lubrifiant a pus lipici. Ei astea dau senzatii hard. Sa auzi acum urlete...muzica death ce mai!
Instead of lubricate he put glue on the condom. Now they have hard sensations...lets us hear the roars!

Economic pigs


Asa e invatat de mic purcelusul, sa faca economiii pe seama oamenilor cinstiti si muncitori!
So the pig has learned since it was kid: to save money on the back of the honest and hard working people!

In love serpent


E greu sa fii negru si sa o ai asa lunga si taraita. Nu mai scapi de femei, serpoaice si canibali pasionati de carnat pane!
It is hard to be black and to have such a big dick! You can not escape women, serpents and canibals who are hungry to eat wurst!

Difficult job


Cum sa te concentrezi la munca cand langa tine gaoazele cele mai diverse se lafaie in toata splendoarea si-n mirosul aferent? Macar de-ar fi gaoaze de femei...
It is hard to concentrate to your work when all these beautiful asses show their holes and make you think how they smell! Do they belong to women or men, I wonder?

Cactus plant in erection


O injectie cu viagra i - a sculat rau de tot tulpina cactusului!
An injection with viagra aroused very hard the stalk of the cactus!

Thirsty cat...


Pisica insetata e de fapt un mic Napoleon, face doua lucruri, bea si apa si-si verifica reflexele de portar. Atacantii vor fi caini asa ca e nevoie de antrenament nu gluma!
This cat footballer trains hard, because the attackers will be dogs! And meanwhile it drinks some water too!

Error to the nipples


Cand ii vezi pieptul te resetezi instantaneu, dai eroare si poti sa apesi pe ce buton vrei ca tot sculat iti ramane hardul!
When you see her breast you reset yourself instantly, you have an error and you can press any button you want, cause your hard still remains up!

Christmas Coke?


Hei, Santa...ce sufli asha?? De la Cola ti se trage... Cam multa cofeina, de la o varsta...!
Santa breathes kind of hard...the coke is guilty for that, too much caffeine for his age!

What a good milk...


Gandeste el,de-aia ranjeste,iar ea saraca nu mai pridideste cu munca,cu mulsul asta istovitor(toate ca toate da una din tzatzele vacii e tare ca o scula si nu vrea in ruptul capului sa dea nici macar un jet,ce chestie)
What a work on that poor woman, she milkes two boobs and one of them is hard as a dick and still not giving any milk...!!

Blue mauve


Dragutzo, se vede treaba ca ai incasat-o rau de tot, de tzi s-a invinetzit...privirea !!!
Dear, it seems you were hit pretty hard, because your look became very ...blue!!

What he thinks


El gandeste ca tipa are sani vindecatori pentru durerile lui de maini...si se gandeste ca ce fain ar fi daca si-ar lipi mainile de sanii ei...s-ar vindeca la maini dar l-ar durea intre picioare datorita circulatiei nebune a sangelui in acele zone..grea alegere...totul e ca tipa sa mai si fie de acord...haha
He thinks that his hands over her chest will cure him of any disease. The problem would be the blood circulation between his legs....hard choice huh? All this if she would allow him to do so....!!

Gal, gal to Cernobal


Doamne ce m-am imbatat/ De cand din scutec am scapat/ La femei si bautura/ Eu am concurenta nula. Asa arata viitorul manelist/ presedinte/ politician/ smecher/ om al muncii al patriei noastre dragi si scumpe.
This baby sure is a hard drinker. He drinks beer instead of water and wine instead of juice! Mamma mia...

At nudists!


Periculos pentru femei sa mearga cu sotii la nudisti...nu stii de unde apare vreo frumusete si astora li se mareste barbatia: un plici de muste ii astampara insa imediat :D
It is hard for men to go to the nudists and not to ...react as a man does!!

Consistent prize


Pai dupa ce saracul motociclist face atata efort, premiul oferit de prietena e suptul ultimei seve virile ramase? Si atunci, normal ca el mai bine a cazut de pe motor decat sa castige premiul, a jucat in sfarsit si el tactic o data!
Poor motocyclist, after such a hard race he is very tired and he does not feel like being sucked by his girlfriend. This is why he intentionally will loose the race! This is god damn male tactics,yeah!

Music fan orgasm


Cand canti la acest contrabas brusc ti se scoala...melomania!
When you sing to this contrabass you suddenly become a hard dick music fan!

Hard change gear


Si-a implinit visul: e tot timpul...tare !!!
She ( or he!! ) fulfiled her/his dream: the change gear is strong all the time!!
Funny Videos
Stefan Banica Jr. - It`sa hard day
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SMS
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SMS: If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It''s you. True loves are hard to find so I kept y...
SMS: Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think o...
SMS: Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think o...
SMS: In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B fai...
SMS: In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful...
SMS: As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,...
SMS: Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it ...
SMS: Some Habits are hard to break,I thought about you tommorow,I am thinking you today and I will think ...
SMS: It''s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. Wh...
SMS: A simple poem for u,
forgetting us is hard to do,
forgetting me is up to u,
9forget me not,...
SMS: I hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears ...
SMS: I may be innocent to know what luv is,
i may not show it to you,
i may not luv u,
u the way...
SMS: Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without fri...
SMS: A rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile incr...
SMS: Its hard 2 act as loving,
to one whom u realy do
nt luv.But it is harder
2 act as nt loving...
SMS: I will Try no matter How hard I have to.
I will Try even if Life crushes me down.
I will not G...
SMS: Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My ...
SMS: Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this mes...
Jokes
BANCURI: 4. Cat RAM ai pe hard disk ?

5. Modemul meu are 6 viteze.

6. Tocmai am luat un nou har...
BANCURI: "Windowsul nostru,

Care esti instalat pe hard,

Deschide-se ferestrele tale,

Vie...
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BANCURI: Tata, cum am am aparut eu pe lume?? Tata zice: - Baah fiule, cred ca intr-o zi tot ai sa afli! Hai s...
 
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