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Flying bus


Acest autobuz o sa-si duca stapanul in cosmos, in imparatia stelelor verzi...
This bus will take the driver far away...in the air, in the green stars kingdom!

Flying bus


Autobuzul asta si-ar fi dorit sa faca schimbare de sex..sa se transforme intr-o racheta...
This bus should make a sex operation, to change into a...rocket!

Jungle bus


Acest autobuz masiv transporta prin jungla copiii la scoala din oras! Are rotile atat de inalte in caz de atac din partea leilor, rinocerilor, crocodililor! Iar micutii au parte de senzatii tari in fiecare zi! Fericitii!
This massive bus was build so huge because of the lion, rhino or crocodile danger. So, the children have part of strong sensations every day, and they do not have fear!

Free bus


Un nou tip de racheta a aparut, e racheta la sol, are roti si doi ocupanti la bord. Singura problema ar fi lipsa combustibilului, de aceea e nevoie de cate un camion dotat cu benzina si bunavointa. Pasagerii rachetei sunt si ei dotati cu o cantitate mare de inconstienta!
Those kids did not have enough money to travel the bus so they illegally travelled with their tied to truck vehicle. This means to have no money and no gas!

Huh


Si daca bag un crack sau key oare mai apare ceva?
If I insert a crack or a key will something show anymore?

Where is the driver?


Cred ca soferu a pus pe pilot automat si se indoapa ca nesimtitul din pilule, asa ca nu va mirati ca s-a lungit in halu ala remorca!!
I think the driver is eating the penis enlarge pills as a pachyderm, this is why the truck became so long! Car is driven by the automatic pilot!

Better be driver...


Ca ala sigur nu va fi concediat,pe cand bucatarul...cine stie,poate intr-o zi ii va fi si ei foame si va da lovitura facand un snitel ceva,dar sotzu nu va mai reusi vreodata sa fie otelit precum mai tanarul sofer armasar...
I think the driver will never be fired, but the cook has some chances...learning cooking is easier then learning...fucking!!

Come on, cab driver!


Dii, birjar!......hai ca ma grabesc!...
Dii, cab driver! Come on, I am in a hurry!

Statue of the bus


Ingropat in ...asfalt...!!!
Burried in the asphalt!!

Pliable bus!


Si-acum ma duc sa ma plimb prin padure ... Pai, ce, numai voi ??!!
Now I am going to walk into the woods...Do you think only you are allowed to?!

100 metres hurdler


Asa se intampla cand te grabesti sa nu pierzi autobuzul, nu mai poti frana la timp picioarele!
When you hurry to catch a bus you can not stop your feet when you need!

You pay if no asurance


Nu ai asigurare, nu palesti busul, clar. Semn ca cine are asigurarea are mai devreme asigurat un loc in Rai sau Iad, dupa merite!
You do not have assurance, you do not hit the bus, this is clear. If you are assured, you can have earlier a place in Heaven or Hell, after the merits!

Driver dreams...


Parca erau mai multe inele...
I thought they were more many rings..

Driver in the forest


Soferul asta a oprit la padure sa faca un pipi ceva..sau e ceva organizat cu soferii celorlalte masini parcate alandala langa?Deja prea suna a teoria conspiratiei..
This guy stopped here for a pee?

The limousine gallops


Raliu de galop ... Unde-o fi shoferul...??!!
Rally of gallop...Where would be the driver?!

Police in action!


Amenda la micul motociclist ??!!
Little driver takes his first fine!!

Economical locomotion


De-ar banui shoferul ce are in...spate...!!
If the driver suspected what he has in the ..back!

Bad luck


Cand marfa de piatra vine peste shofer...
When the stuff of stone comes over the driver..

Damn cramp


Tocmai la degetu din mijloc o aparut, si exact in fata politaiului. Insa la cat de inteligent pare organul legii s-ar putea sa creada de buna explicatia!
The law organ is stoopid enough to believe the argument of the driver!

What a sexy skin


Pe cuvant,interiorul masinii asteia a fost facut ca sa te faca pe tine,driverul,sa te gandesti si mai abitir la sex....ma scuzati..am treaba..revin..trebuie sa intru in pielea cuiva imediat..
This car inside was especially made so you, the driver, can think of sex much more...intense!!

Car is high


A luat-o razana masinutza..ce o fi fumat,baut..oare...un cocktail de benzina cu motorina si biodiesel?
That driver smoked gras...and he thought he drives a...plane!!

Earth swallowed it


Soferu tocmai o primit un sms cum ca la ceva km sub pamant e ditamai putul de petrol domnle...si o vrut sa mearga acolo sa se imbogateasca primul...da cu autobuzu si pasagerii ce o fi avut oare?
That driver forgot about the passengers when he was informed that under the ground it is...oil!

Heads support


Unele femei prefera sa-si sprijine gatul decat sa intinda mana dupa maner. Barbatii care calatoresc cu busul considera ca aceste femei fac parte din cele cares tau cu capul plecat in fata sotului, asa ca avem si un criteriu matrimonial in final!
These are the women who do not like to use their hands for support and prefer to put their heads in that bus support. This is the way men can select wives with the head down in front of the men!

Weighing machine


Soferul basculantei nu vedea prea bine in departare si asa ca ce s-a gandit, ca n-ar strica sa se urce pe o alta masina mai mica, ca sa-si regleze unghiul vizual. N-a prea reusit, ca masinuta saraca a cazut zdrobita sub ditamai roata basculantei! Halal sprijin!
The driver wanted to test his wheels, so he jumped his truck over a poor car. The result was a crushing one! Oh my God, is there any doctor in the yard?

Fence propulsion


Motocicleta aia e buna de testat temeliile gardului. Motociclistul e de fapt tester de garduri!
That motorcycle driver is good to test the fence! This is an unsafe job...

This is advertising


Reclama perfecta,desi nu sunt sigur ca nu e ..coca-cola ce bea baiatul(sau alcool cu pepsi..)..
The advertising from the car is perfect, except the fact that the driver boy drinks....coke!!

Driver cat


De cand are masina pisicuta te scuipa de la distanta, de sus, direct de la volan.
Since this cat has the car it spits you from the distance, directly from the steering wheel.

For the carton drivers


Pt.soferii care si-au luat carnetul pe bani,branza,si alte mirodenii...un mic reminder...
For the drivers who took their driver licence for money, cheese and other spices...a little reminder...

Who steals numbers?


Iarasi romani ciorditori prin preajma?Ca nu vad numerele...sa fie asa noua masina?Mister..
How could police reach this bmw rocket to amend the driver for driving without numbers?

Woman driver


Stimata shoferitza, asta nu-i telefon mobil sa pleci cu incarcatoru
Damn woman, she left with the hose after! Lady, that is not a charger of mobile telephone, you know?!

The tunnel with no end


Soferul masinii o fi crezut ca intra in tunel cu pereti in forma de tramvai, din pacate in loc sa iasa la lumina de la capat s-a impotmolit spre final, ca tiganul la mal.
That was the tunnel of terror for the driver of the car. The luck is that the two tramways ran parallel!

Excavator in the mud


Excavatorul a ramas inglodat in beton. Noroc ca soferul a plecat in pauza si noroc ca s-a facut manga cu colegii, altfel acum devenea totuna cu cimentul si el!
This excavator remained stuck in the concrete. Lucky driver went away to get drunk with the coleagues, otherwise he became cement too!

Motor to the highway


Par, par la drum cu motoreta. Din spate vin in zbor rachete pe roti tip bmw, mercedes, lamborghini etc dar partaitoarea isi vede linistita de drum la fel ca melcul de cochilie!
This tiny motor is being chased by cars like bmw, mercedes, lamborghini etc, but the driver is not scared, he frives like a snail!

The earth swallowed it


Acest sofer de autobuz se crede probabil celebrul Schredder contra testoaselor Ninja. Pacat ca lipseste Krang - creierul care probabil n-ar fi intrat ca bolovanul in prima crapatura de asfalt!
The driver and the people from inside think that they are in a serial called Ninja turtles. Unfortunately the reality of the earthquake will bring them all alive. I mean those who will remain alive!

Is he eating shit?


Driverul acestei masini mananca rahat cu paine si unt. Sunati-l daca vreti sa va goleasca baia de rahat. Sau bucatari..
This driver likes to eat shit with bread and butter. Call him if you want your bathroom to be emptied of shit. He is a gormandizer...

Acrobat Jesus


Acest drept credincios sofer si-a comandat o cruce breloc speciala, cu un Iisus la manere care face tumbe. Bine ca nu era Mahomed, ca-l aruncau in aer islamistii cu masina cu tot!
This driver feels safe with acrobat Jesus on the cross. He is safer than with Mohamed, because the islamists would have fired him and his car, too!

Block type hay


Camionul e rezistent, transporta fanete multe si mari cat un bloc. Pe sofer il ia probabil cu ameteli...
The truck is resistant, it carries a lot of hay, as big as a block. The driver is probably woozy...

New ecological taxi


Noul sistem revolutionar de taxiuri ecologice, nepoluante si nezgomotoase tip scaun la cap! Io daca as fi client i-as spune draivarului usor tanti sa nu te destrami prin tufe!
This is a new ecological taxi. You sit in a chair and the driver takes you where you tell him. The only problem is the speed!

Car of the beginner


Asa se intampla cand esti incepator, iti umplu masina rudele cu saci de cartofi ca sa fie siguri ca nu gonesti ca nebunul pe sosele.
So it looks the car of a beginner, full of potatoes. This car is so full so that the beginner driver not to speed up!
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