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Funny Pictures

Brownie


Sforrr! Va plac pernutzele shi nasul meu maro ?
Sfrrrr! Do you like my little brown paws?

You dry, talk and listen


Noua reteta pentru o moarte rapida si fara dureri: te usti cu phoenul, vorbesti la telefonul mobil si asculti si muzica la mp3 player, toate in acelasi timp si la acelasi aparat!
The new recipe for a quick and painless death: you dry with the phoen, you talk to the mobile phone and you listen music at mp3 player, all in the same time and to the same machine!

Big and small


Se invarte cu talent in spate, unde e groasa si mare rau. Vai de roata din fata..care e dezastru. Vorba aia, in spate bmw, in fata trotineta!
Behind you have a big car, in the front you have a tiny scooter!

The big tiger


Acum avetzi curaj sa radetzi de mine ? Las
Do you have now guts to laugh of me? I will become big and bad, like my..mother!!

Big dicks resort


Cei cu organe mari au venit in statiune sa si le odihneasca! Psst, fetelor nu faceti galagie, ca se scoala si e vai de curutu vostru!
People with big dicks came here to rest. Any woman that makes noise will be brutally raped!

Big squeeze


Pasarele in cuibul pasaricii...trei inside si pasaroiul care ashteapta la rand...!?
Birdies in the nest of the bird...three inside and the big bird man who waits for his turn??

Big Attack!


Dupa un asemenea Big Attack, posesorul celor 2 picioare din imagine a ramas...un Mac Puishor.......
After such a big attack, the owner of those two feet from the image remained..a Mac Chicken!!

Skiing with Big Foot


Aceasta duduie a iesit la ski singura. Acum e mirata, se pare ca s-a terminat cu singuratatea, Big Foot e pe urmele ei!
This lady is no longer lonely, Big Foot is on her traces!

Big foot...


Cu mutra mea nevinovata, sa vad eu cine ma poate acuza ca traiesc...pe picior mare...
With my innocent face, I must see the one who dares to accuse me that I live on a big foot..

Big face cat


De la prea multa bautura si chefuri acest motan s-a buhait la fata ca ultimul betivan. Sau gresesc eu si doar il deformeaza lupa!
This big face became so because of the too much drink or because of the loupe distortion!

God make me big


Doamne fa-ma mare ca uriasu asta, sau daca nu da-mi te rog o doza de tupeu a la Bruce Lee, ca atunci cand sufla sa nu ma arunce in tribune!
God please make me big like this huge guy, or if not give me a dose of guts a la Bruce Lee so he does not throw me in the tribune when he blows off!

Little grandma!!


Bunicutzoo de ce ai asha o gura mareee ?? Tu esthi de fapt un luuup ?? Nu eshti Mos Craciun...???...
Grandma, what big mouth you got...Grandma, what big eyes you got...Are you a wolf in fact? You are not Santa?!

Faces, faces


Pisicutzo...de ce ai ochii asa de mari?...dar nasul?...dar gura?
Hey kitty, what big eyes you got...Oh....what nig nose you got! Kitty, what a big mouth you got!!

Big chump...


Rastoarna buturuga mica de data asta. Pai la cate kile are...cred si eu!
Big chump overturn little chump this time. To so many kilos it is no surprise!

The problem letter


O litera poate urca sau cobora profiturile unei firme. In cazul de fata de la Shell la Hell e o distanta se pare nu asa mare! Oricum, la cat de mare e in general pretul la benzina, situatia sta hell, nu shell!
A letter can increase or decrease the profits of one firm. In this case the distance between Shell to Hell is not that big! Anyhow, to a such big price to gas, the situation is like hell, not shell!

Black mummy?


Dupa cat de impozante sunt ouale si bastonu...cred ca mumia era negru...
Big eggs, big walking stick...I think that mummy was...black!!

Big mouth hedgehog...


Ce gura mare face puiul de arici...
What a big mouth this hedgehog has...

Fit sombrero


Ce mare e...cel mic !!
The little one is..big!!

The big fish...


Ii numara solzii ???........
Does he count its exuviae??

Let us drink


Doamne doamne ce sticla mare :) Oare cat imi ajunge ?
Oh my god, what a big bottle. Is it enough for me?

Big warmth..


Yu-huuu! Ce-o sa mi-o mai ventilez!!!
Yu huu! I am cooling my self now!!

Funny..


Asta-s EU: urechi ciuntite, bot patat si...3 picioare...
This is me...a big spotted...face!!

Aspiration


Oare acum ma vede la fel de mare ca pe lebada la care se uita de o ora?
Does he now see me as big as the swan he is been watching for over an hour?!

Admirer gift


"bikinii" astia sunt mai mari decat bustul domnului.....e chiar ceva de speriat
These bikinis are incredibly..big!!

A little bit heavy


Shi prea mari shi prea grei...Ce te faci fata, cu ei ??!!
Too big and too hard...What are you doing girl with them?!

Easter cards...


...de la un baietel si un iepure mare cat el !
...from a little boy and a rabbit big as him!

To fall asleep eating..


Prea mic pentru asha o cina mare !!...
Too little for such a big dinner!!

Big passion


Fiecare cu dragostea lui... Si ce daca unul e urs si altul e ...peste ??.........
Everyone with its love...So what if one is bear and the other one is...fish?!

Too big?


Ce ??? Mai demult incapeam...Ce s-o fi intamplat? S-a micsorat gaura ?
What is this? Once I could enter here without problems...Did the hole become smaller?

Hugs


Marea mamica urs indragostita de puiutzul ei...
Big mama bear enamoured by its little baby...

Adoption


...si cand vor fi mari ne vor pazi casa, ca niste "caini" de nadejde...!!
When they will be big they will guard the house, like some trustful dogs!!

Suspensor and..hat


Prea mic "suspendatul" sau prea mare "suspensorul"...??!!..
Is too little the suspended or is too big the suspensory bandage?!

Garden of God is big


Un cal cu...rau de mashina...
A horse with a headache from the car...

Surprise was big..


Sigur a ascuns-o intre piciore...sau..nu
His beast became a poor invisible...flea!!

Baby surprise


Cum de-am iesit eu asa frumos din animalul asta mare si paros???
How did I come out so beautiful from this big hairy animal??

Demi Moore


Mare dracushor, dar de ce are sanul gol? Din frustrare?
Big little devil, but why does she have a naked boob? By frustration?

Antonio Banderas


Cu urechile lui clapauge....mare Don Juan
With his huge ears...big Don Juan..

Slow death


Oare la o companie asha mare nu ar trebui mai multe persoane la serviciul tehnic ?
Such a big company would clearly need more many people to the technical service!!

Big current, mon chere!


Inca 2 minute pe partea asta si apoi ma intorc...
2 minutes more on this side and then I get back..

Trust


Rugaciunea canina: Doamne da-mi osul ala mare pe care l-am vazut in desene animate !!
Canine pray: God, give me that big bone I saw in the cartoons!!

Little cat


...Si cand o sa fim mai mari, tu o sa-mi prinzi cate un soricel in fiecare zi iar eu o sa-ti ling toata viata...ce vrei tu...
When we will be big, you will catch me a mouse every day and I will lick you for the rest of your life..everything you want..

Big justice


S-a demonstrat de mult cum si cu ce gandeste barbatul...no comment
It is proved for a long time that man thinks better with his....no comment!!

In the sight it seems big


Pictura distorsioneaza intotdeauna realitatea. Acest pictor are alte atuuri si puncte tari, dar organul nu e unul dintre ele...
But the picture distorts the reality. This painter has other strong trumps, but dick is not one of them...

Small diameter


,,Ultima oara mi-am bagat degetelele intr-un diametru mult mai larg,si era moale..nu taios ca asta...fata..cred ca al tau era,,...-,,da fata..ce amintire frumoasa..haide la baie fata sa ne amintim impreuna,,
These two girls are used to big diameters...from their vaginas..where only flat organs can...enter!!

Pretty big burst


S-ar putea sa ajunga in stilul asta chiar in jungla amazoniana....dar atentie la crocodili!
With such a jump he could reach the amazonian jungle....but he should still watch out to the crocodiles!

Monotony is big


Asa arata un barbat microbist pe la vreo 40 si de ani, plictisit si scarbit de nevasta disperata dupa o portie sanatoasa de carnat!
So it looks a fan man when he is 40 years old, bored to death by his hungry for dick wife!

Big ass lady


Uite batjocurul naturii, a dat material in lateral la fund dar a luat apropae tot din balconase...sarmanii barbati!
Her butt grew up and her breasts attenuated! Bad luck for the guys!

Exceeding members


Ea, cu manutzele, el, cu trompalaul...Statzi linishtitzi, pe capul ala bestial o sa-i puna poza lui Brad Pitt...!!
She is with her little hands and he is with the big trunk...Do not worry, she will put on that ugly face the picture of Brad Pitt!!

No comment, it is warm


Caldura mare mon chere..multe femei ar fi incantate sa poarte asa combinezoane sexxy...
Big warmth mon chere...a lot of women would be delighted to wear so sexy slips..

In love serpent


E greu sa fii negru si sa o ai asa lunga si taraita. Nu mai scapi de femei, serpoaice si canibali pasionati de carnat pane!
It is hard to be black and to have such a big dick! You can not escape women, serpents and canibals who are hungry to eat wurst!

Organ monument!


In lipsa de un organ amarat de barbat obisnuit, tipa asta blonda s-a decis, e mai bun arcul de triumf pentru amigdale si ganglioni, fierul are doar si proprietati terapeutice! De inghitit insa va inghiti doar aer...poluat si ala probabil!
Because this lady can not be pleased with little, she started sucking the big arch. The iron is not good for the blood and instead of sperm she will swallow ..air!

On the ...back


Dumnealui a primit un email despre actuala munca...shocul a fost atat de mare...incat l-a dat pe spate...!!
He received an e - mail about his actual work, the shock was so big that it drove him on the back!!

Cat eyes


Karatistele in antrenament....Mama, ce ochi au !!!
Kung fu fighters are traninig. Mother, what big lucent eyes they got!!

Talking breasts


Ssst, vorbeste tata dreapta cu cea stanga? Ce zic? Ca e una ranjita in studio care rade ca proasta-n targ!!!
These breasts are so big...they can even communicate one each other! They are beautiful and clever, not like the lady who possesses them!

Waitresses on wheels


Chelneritele astea n-or fi avand ele fund sau picioare da au roti, nu te joci...
This dwarf waitress has wheels and big tits. She is a party, is not she?

Motorized cricket


Masina care arata ca un greier urias tunat rau...bravos...
that car looks like a big green tuned cricket...bravos...

Ancient times


Tot e bun si un elefant mare si gras la ceva
In the old times a big fat cocky elephant could help hunting!

This is magician


Un magician care cu siguranta va fi urat de femeie. Pai va dati seama ce se intampla daca ii lua peruca jos...nu mai ramanea nimic interesant din aceasta femeie!
That woman probably hates the magician. He took off the bra, and look what it left from her big breasts...nothing!

Bone will raise them big


Acesti micuti blanzi de altfel, devin agresivi unul fata de altul numai la vederea osului. Ca de mancat momentan nu pot manca decat laptic cu crantanele pentru catei!
These little ones are very humble usually, but this bone woke up the beast from each of them. Mrrr!

Huge guys drink


Adevarata inundatie de bautura....cred ca i s-au inecat bujiile masinii de la asa sticla plina.
This is a booze flood, that big bottle was not enough for the huge guy stomach!

Pussycat, doggy, seal?


Sunt asa micuta si draguta,cine ma ia acasa la el,ca aici e frig si zapada...pot sa fac ca foca,arat ca o pisicuta si am ochii mari ca un catelus.Sunt 3 in 1,ce mai..
Big eyes like a dog, cat face and a seal roar! 3 in 1!

His belly is too big


Acest nene a facut referat sa-i dea un excavator mai mare, ca burta lui a devenit fitoasa si nu-i mai convin spatiile mici!
This worker wrote a paper to change this excavator with a bigger one, so his belly to have space too!

Ejaculater car


Aceasta masina nu arunca gazele pe teava de esapament, ci le ejaculeaza, atat de groasa e scula..pardon teava!
This car ejaculates gases on this big porthole!

Too little


Ha, ha! Vedeti ce  coarne mari am ?..... V-am pacalit ! Sunt ale...mamei !!.........
Huh, huh! Do you see what big corns I have? I tricked you! They belong to my mother!!

Santa hot woman


Daca sunteti cuminti anul asta mosul va va face cadou pe fiica lui cea mica, Virginica! Mica, mica, da ce sani are..mmm...
If you are quiet Santa will bring you this year as a gift his little daughter, Virginique! Little, but look what big boobs she has!

Ugly like hay


Acelasi tip de buci,tzatze,si privire infatuata din spatele unor bucle blonde,vreau si eu ceva mai special,voi nu?
Same old ugly shit: one strong ass, big boobs, blond hair and a pompous look..I want something special, do not you?

Mouth of the snake


Co**e cat nishte buculitze si-o s***a cat coloana vertebrala...! Pana visatzi voi, sharpele ala o s-o inghita cu totul shi-o sa ramanetzi...fara !!
Big balls like nates, long dick like a vertebral column! Until you dream, that snake will entirely swallow her and you will remain without her!!

Mac..Marijuana?


Tanti!...O "Big Mac...Tzigarusha", va rog!...
Auntie! May I have a Big Mac Little Cigarette, please!

Obsession begins...


Si apoi cand e mare gluma se ingroasa, se lungeste, se scoala, ma rog depinde de potenta fiecaruia..
Obsession negins when you are little and it becomes big when you grow!

Big Dick resort


Spre statiunea Big Dick,cu Big Dick,in Big Dick..veti avea parte de o vacanta de vis...
This resort was specially designed for women. But some ugly gay guys will never miss those beautiful virile landscapes!!

Possible weather


In Afghanistan variatiile de temperatura sunt foarte mari din ce se vede, vremea e instabila, fronturile de vant nuclear vecin iranian putand urca caldura la peste 4000 de grade. Si totusi, culmea, nu numai ca traiesc acolo destui oameni dar se mai si inmultesc precum iepurii.
This is the weather in Afghanistan, the heat is always hot, and what if someday a nuclear bomb will drop? The temperature will easily raise, with two zeros! Big deal...

Black again?


Geaba,ce e negru e mare si gros...ce s-o mai tura vura pe centura..
This is the truth, what is black is big and thick...

Big ass!


Ce mandri sunt de mama lor... Si mai ales de... c---l ei !!!
They are so proud of their mother...And especially of her ass!!

Big and small Santas


Congresul Mosh Craciunilor
The congress of Santas.

Big curiosity!


Daca tot isi baga labutzele peste tot, nu putea si sa le scoata la timp?...oooof
Curiosity...killed the cat!

Tirailleur


Mica, mica, da ce luneta are...!!...........
Small, small, but she has a big lunette, has not she?!

Shy...


De sub asha o burta mare, timid ishi scoate capul...!.....
From such a big belly, the head comes out shy..

Danger of sinking


Vazand asa zana tatoasa vonicului i s-a descarcat pusca iar acum se scufunda cu tot cu saltea. Zana e dezaamgita...si nesatisfacuta! La naiba!
When he saw the big boobs nimpha the guy shot his gun and made a mess from his boat and now he is sinking. The lady is dissapointed and not satisfied! God damn it!

Big monitor, small car


Sau cel putin asa pare...in loc de unitate cu procesor cei de la Apple s-or fi gandit hai sa le oferim la copii o masinutza din care sa poti da si enter,pe langa invartit volan si apasat pedale...interesanta idee..
Instead of computer those from Apple thought to offer on the market a car...computer. So..it is a multifunctional, correct?

Cocknosaurus


Aoleo, fugiti, cocnozaurul asta pare bland da de fapt se preface pentru a atrage cat mai multe potentiale victime umanoide. Inginerilor geneticieni, frankensteinilor, opriti-va!
This cock became so big because of the seeds it ate. Genetically modified seeds! People, watch out, the cock might kill you now!

Block type hay


Camionul e rezistent, transporta fanete multe si mari cat un bloc. Pe sofer il ia probabil cu ameteli...
The truck is resistant, it carries a lot of hay, as big as a block. The driver is probably woozy...

Butt itch


Interesant, o scroafa cu mancarime la buci isi alina mancarimea jucand tenis?? Nu mai inteleg nimic...
That huge sow has a big itch to her butt and she tries to forget it by playing tennis. This happens when you are fucked in the ass!

Yammy, the breakfast


Cam mic gratarelul inca viu pentru cele doua grasute ca cele din imagine. Mai trebuie niste mirodenii, sare, piper..mmm iami iami.
The mouse is a little bit smaller for these two big cats. The cats still need some pepper, salt and spicy. Yammy..

Green Easter Egg


Un ou mare cat mine, pe care abia il rostogolesc si vi-l daruiesc cu drag, de Pasti!
This big egg, almost like me, I give it to you, with love, with the Easter occasion! Signed: rabbit.

Whale on the road


Un astfel de specimen ar strica soselele si asa vai de ele de la noi. De biata motoreta nu mai zic nimic, e deselata toata.
That little motorcycle can carry such a big whale on the roads of the country! technology evolves and evolves...

Stoopid dog?


Geaba esti tu asa mare, ca esti  si...prost !
You might be big, but you are still stoopid!

Cooler


Ce mare e cooler-ul asta...Oare il folosesc si ca... ventilator ?
This big cooler is used for the whole...room?!

White black sumo



Little white guy wants to humiliate in fight the big black monster!

A little squat sleep


Pisicutul cel mic doarme ghemuit pe un ghem mare. Tichi, tichi ce scumpisor e.
The little pussycat sleeps squat on a big ball. Tichi, tichi, it is so cute!

Vampire toilet


E o buda vampir care mananca fudulii de barbat si sangele de fata mare... Raman totusi fuduliile!
This a vampire toilet which eats man balls and the blood of big girl!

Coffee in the nipple?


Playboy pe olitza...se potriveste de minune! Dar ce o fi avand in biberon, precocele nostru ??!!
This little guy has his own nipple with...coffee, he looks in the playboy, maybe he masturbates hiself...who knows!!! What will he do when he will be ..big??

Small brain


Creierashul mic-mic, legat cu cordonel ombilical de...dintzi... Restul e...tacere.....!!
Small brain and big eyes and teeth!! Law of the compensation!!

Shaved pussy


Asa rasa pisicuta arata ca un guzgan rozaliu!
This shaved pussy looks like a big pinky super bug!

Butcher dentist


Doar salariul de dentist nu-i ajunge, asa ca lucreaza part time si macelar. Si pentru ca timpul si oboseala uneori isi spun cuvantul, incearca sa combine ambele meserii in acelasi timp. Rezultatul e incurajator, a reusit sa faca contracte avantajoase cu firmele de sicrie si morgi iar veniturile din comisioane l-au facut bogat!
His full time job is a dentist, and part time he works as a butcher. Sometimes he combines the jobs and he gets big commissions from the coffins companies!

Swallow the plane


Ar fi vrut dragul de pic avionashul bunicii, dar nu si pe ala mare....plange el, si pe buna dreptate!!!
He would have liked to play with the little toy plane, but instead he will swallow the big one!!

Dog at the villa


Acest caine, drept recompensa ca pazeste ditamai viloiul, i s-a acordat in loc de cusca o viluta mai mica. La asa conditii saracul unde si-o mai fi facand treburile?
Because it guards the big villa, the master made a gift for the dog, a little villa only for itself! I wonder if the dog has an own build toilet...

Big Jerry


Visul lui Jerry - sa creasca, sa creasca si Tom sa se miceasca, sa se miceasca...!!
Jerry dreams to grow larger and larger and Tom dreams to become little and very little!!

The wave is coming


Vine valu / Bine-mi pare / Mi-arat fundu ca ma doare / C-am mancat fasole tare...
The big wave is coming! So what?
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